i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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