So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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