sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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