Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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