it's too hot outside to masturbate.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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