One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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