I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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