it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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