yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake đź‘Ś
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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