Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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