i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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