porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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