Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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