You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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