But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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