sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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