i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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