My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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