You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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