Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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