The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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