it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
The chlamydia really affected his face.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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