you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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