Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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