Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
