im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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