Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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