what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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