is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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