I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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