he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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