puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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