chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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