You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
My sheets look like a crime scene.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
