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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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