He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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