Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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