Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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