Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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