he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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