When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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