It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Drunk is not a location!
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