the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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