I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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