Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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