What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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