Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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