we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
We are all done wearing pants today
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
The ass gains better be worth it
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