I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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