Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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